Blow Job Quotes

21 Blow Job quotes by 18 unique authors

My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, 'Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I stood yelling… — Paul Merton
My mind leaps to my theory about presidents - that there are two kinds, ones who have a lot of sex and the others who… — A.M. Homes
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences? — Larry David
I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.' Oh, Rae. Who hasn't — Anne Lamott
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another… — Chelsea Handler
The master of ceremonies asked people to say what they thought the function of the novel might be in modern society, and one critic said,… — Kurt Vonnegut
For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose . . . watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh. — Chuck Palahniuk
A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references! — Green Monk
She digging me, checking out my paint job I'm digging her, trying to get a blow job. — Young Jeezy
I am not the kind of girl that gets in trouble. You will never find somebody who can say, 'Well, I don't like that bitch.… — Kimora Lee Simmons
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
If you're cool being taken down or giving up, ya lifestyle's a blow job, ya way of livin sucks. — Fabolous
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Third leG, changed Kid, sweet on me, U were my world, the world is yours, rush, sex is on fire, wet dream, cum, cummming, came,… — Charlie Gonzalez
Whats the diffrence between a corvette and a blow job:ur mom din't a corvette — John
Dear Wind, My House Does Not Need A Blow Job. K. Thx. — Unknown Author
That was your girl in my bad a$$ ride giving me a blow job like a 9-5. — Lil Wayne
When I was just starting out, someone suggested that we finish a meeting in the bedroom, I left. I was pretty shocked. I could see… — Gwyneth Paltrow
Teacher asked the class to spell a 12 letter word! Kid Says: Masturbation! Teacher Says: WOW! That's a mouth full!?! Kids says: No! you're thinking… — Stephanie
I asked my girlfriend for a blow job today and she replied with, Well, what will I get? I'm guessing Herpes was not the right… — Nikhil Saluja
It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Blow Job Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 21 Blow Job Quotes as follows: