Blokes Quotes

67 quotes by 61 authors

I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's… — Len Goodman
What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death wears a big… — Elvis Costello
I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered. — Kirsty Gallacher
A bloke's bowling at 150kph trying to rip the fingers off your arms or probably even worse. It gets your blood going and the adrenalin… — Justin Langer
When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger — Lee Ryan
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a… — Tommy Cooper
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great,… — Tim Vine
I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk. — Rod Stewart
The Beatles were a phenomenon, but they were also ordinary blokes like anyone else. I was lucky enough to see that side. — James Taylor
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. — Johnny Vegas
Gary Speed was honourable, trustworthy and a joy to manage. He was honest, he was a role model and he was a great bloke. An… — Howard Wilkinson
I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And… — P.G. Wodehouse
Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
That did it. I'd gone through a lot in the past few days. Everyone I met seemed to want a piece of me: djinn, magicians,… — Jonathan Stroud
Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes! — Louise Rennison
You need as much ballast as possible to stop you from floating away; you need people around you, things going on, otherwise life is like… — Nick Hornby
Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so… — Jeremy Clarkson
Thatâ€™s Narmer with the spoon,â€ I guessed. â€œAngry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? — Rick Riordan
The thing is that I am a member of that sad, ever-dwindling minority... the child of an unbroken home. I have carried this albatross since… — Martin Amis
Where I come from," said Archie, "a bloke likes to get to know a girl before he marries her." "Where you come from it is… — Zadie Smith

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