Blokes Quotes

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The voice is always in my head. In fact I aspire to be more like Mario. What could be better than rescuing and falling in… — Charles Martinet
Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza. — Clive James
Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is not, as the adverts would… — Richard Hammond
They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them… — Jasper Carrott
Society? Can we trust us? Doubt it. We're probably not even real, as was revealed in the popular documentary The Matrix. That bloke next door?… — Charlie Brooker
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. — Bill Bailey
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette
You never want an Australian with his back against the wall. You put any 12 blokes together and you'll get a job done. Whether it's… — Matthew Hayden
After you've had Alain Prost and Ayrton Senna as team-mates you don't give a **** who the next bloke is — Damon Hill
Bloody Jackson - he can land it on a 20 cent piece. Trouble is, it's usually in a bloke's pocket in the grandstand. — Craig Coleman
Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud big blokes should… — Bob Dwyer
Oh, fatherhood has a very humanising effect on a bloke like me in the military. As a dad, you become absolutely aware of your own… — Peter Cosgrove
Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance. — Gary Lineker
I want to be loved. Oh, it's SO CORNY, isn't it?! But I just want to be loved by a bloke that loves ME! I… — Rae Earl
When I made a breakthrough as an actor, people started to say, 'Who's that bloke with the funny name?' They advised me to change it,… — Pete Postlethwaite
You want to be appreciated for all your work as opposed to one performance, but I'll always be 'that bloke from 'Lock, Stock'.' You've got… — Nick Moran
You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke… — Johnny Vegas
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes… — Jenny Eclair
Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that. — Bryan Brown
Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my mates are decent… — Robbie Fowler

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