Blokes Quotes

67 Blokes quotes by 61 unique authors

Businesses are made by people. We've proven time and time again that you can have wonderful shop, and put a bloke in there who's no… — Gerry Harvey
Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a… — Rennie Ellis
If a working class Englishman saw a bloke drive past in a Rolls-Royce, he'd say to himself "Come the social revolution and we'll take that… — Kerry Packer
I say to the young blokes, when you get asked for an autograph, don't knock it back because there'll be a time where no one… — Unknown Author
Gaddafi's a great bloke. The media only show the bad things. I used to go round his house. His son's a super simple guy. All… — Unknown Author
I think that the ordinary bloke has an instinctive sense that it wouldn't be too bad if the weather warmed up. — Nigel Lawson
Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail… — Bill Bailey
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey
I love how the men stand around cooking the barbie while the women have done all the work beforehand doing the marinade and making the… — Curtis Stone
One day he (Einstein) said that the only mechanical force more powerful than steam, electricity and atomic energy is will. That Alberto bloke was not… — Jose Mourinho
Anna Karenina is just a story about a woman falling in love with a bloke who is not her husband. Its gossip, rubbish - on… — Hanif Kureishi
There is no such thing as 'social gambling.' Either you are there to cut the other bloke's heart out and eat it -- or you're… — Robert A. Heinlein
The first thing is to be patient, which is probably the hardest thing to do. Don't worry if blokes are whacking you out of the… — Shane Warne
The rest of the Spice Girls wanted to invite the entire Bayern Munich team because they reckoned they'd never known blokes to be on top… — Gary Neville
I think it's better if blokes can admit that they can have crushes on other blokes. I've probably had crushes but never really sexual crushes… — Graham Coxon
I like naked women. I'm a bloke. I'm supposed to like them. We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled… — Steven Moffat
Basically, a manager is a father figure to 20 or 25 blokes. It's about trying to get the best out of them and creating team… — Alan Shearer
Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand. — Anne Robinson
It is easy being a manager when you are one of 25,000 sitting in the stand or if you are an ex-player who is now… — Glenn Roeder
I'm a tidy sort of bloke. I don't like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy, and pot in… — George Harrison

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