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Birthday Quotes by Hendrix
- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- Just like how food remains tasteless without salt, my birthday celebrations would have been incomplete without your wishes. Thanks for being the SALT in my…
More Birthday Quotes
- I'm on this amazing new diet where the ladies I sleep with don't invite me to their birthday parties. — Nikhil Saluja
- A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. — John Barrymore
- I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. — Francis Bacon
- Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is… — Russell Baker
- Rereading A.J. Liebling carries me happily back to an age when all good journalists knew they had plenty to be modest about,… — Russell Baker
- The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant… — Dave Barry
- The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we… — Dave Barry
- You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself. — Ethel Barrymore