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1477 Bills quotes by 1053 unique authors

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I… — Steven Wright
I think if progressives stay at this, continue at the grassroots level to make the case that all Americans should have choice, all Americans ought… — Ron Wyden
If you live in a ghetto and really want not to just change your life and your family's life but change your ghetto's life, make… — will.i.am
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. — Henny Youngman
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. — Frank Zappa
If my client calls me and says, 'I'm going to a friend's premiere,' I'll say, 'Come over and let's do something cute.' And I won't… — Rachel Zoe
I still do commercial work as an actor, which I love, because it's very quick, and it definitely pays my bills. — Felicia Day
Bill Cosby is a famous black guy who has a bully pulpit the size of the world; it's global. He puts his colossal foot on… — Michael Eric Dyson
I don't bill myself as an atheist but as a naturalist. Naturalism is a belief system. A lot of scientists bristle at that. We all… — Greg Graffin
I understand that not everyone agrees with my perspective on Ray Kelly. But what you gotta look at here is somebody like Bill de Blasio… — Christine Quinn
When Steve Jobs toured Xerox PARC and saw computers running the first operating system that used Windows and a mouse, he assumed he was looking… — Douglas Rushkoff
Bill Gates recently picked up the ukulele. And Warren Buffett is a huge ukulele fan. I even got to strum a few chords with Francis… — Jake Shimabukuro
For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after… — Chuck Palahniuk
It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying… — Woody Allen
Bill Door was impressed. Miss Flitworth could actually give the word "revenue", which had two vowels and one diphthong, all the peremptoriness of the word… — Terry Pratchett
Reader's Bill of Rights 1. The right to not read 2. The right to skip pages 3. The right to not finish 4. The right… — Daniel Pennac
Buffalo Bill's defunct who used to ride a watersmooth-silver stallion and break onetwothreefourfive pigeonsjustlikethat Jesus he was a handsome man and what i want to… — E E Cummings
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it. — W.C. Fields
What kind of country is this where a woman can't weep her heart out on the highways and byways without being tormented by retired bill-brokers! — Samuel Beckett
The bill Congress sent me would take away one of the most valuable tools in the war on terror...so today I vetoed it — George W. Bush
What is pure Bill? Or excellent or admirable? The death of a million people in a flood? God evidently through so. He is incapable of… — Ted Dekker
So where does Stan fit in this equation?... We are told to meditate on scripture, even the hald that details the consequences of evil, the… — Ted Dekker
There is one order of beauty which seems made to turn heads. It is a beauty like that of kittens, or very small downy ducks… — George Eliot
If this nation is to be wise as well as strong, if we are to achieve our destiny, then we need more new ideas for… — John F. Kennedy
She was tired of hugging pillows, counting on blankets for warmth, and reliving romantic moments only in her dreams. She was tired of hoping that… — Cecelia Ahern

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