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People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very,… — Penn Jillette
When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing. — Penn Jillette
I had e-mail in 1984! I had an e-mail address then, which means that all you could write to was Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.… — Penn Jillette
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store. — Lyndon B. Johnson
I thought to spend my declining years writing poetry and teaching - but that won't pay the Bergdorf's bill. I think I'll move to somewhere… — Erica Jong
I didn't always spell my name Bil. My parents named me Bill, but when I started drawing cartoons on the wall, they knocked the 'L'… — Bil Keane
I learned about the market's power when I was traded to the Buffalo Bills for $100. — Jack Kemp
Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down. — Craig Kilborn
President Obama is traveling around the country, proposing a stimulus bill that has already failed once. Instead of having an honest discussion about whether or… — Alveda King
If you have to pay the bills, and you write something you're not proud of, use a pen-name for that. — Dean Koontz
Ever since John Kennedy, Democrats have had a weakness for dashing younger men like Bill Clinton and Barack Obama and, I suppose, Jimmy Carter. They… — Joe Klein
I don't want to bash Bill and Hillary, because they're friends of mine, but I do have a difference of opinion about how to take… — Dennis Kucinich
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny… — Denis Leary
Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do. — Denis Leary
Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't… — Jay Leno
According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his… — Jay Leno
I don't get in a position to be frightened. I don't do anything dangerous, and I always pay my bills. — Elmore Leonard
I was a huge Beatles fan. The Stones, Dylan. Later on, I got into Stevie Wonder, and Bill Withers - he's one of my heroes.… — Adam Levine
If you're Obama, can you imagine being lectured to about honesty and integrity from a convicted perjurer, Bill Clinton? My gosh, folks, I mean, literally… — Rush Limbaugh
Liberals are some of the most arrogant, condescending smart alecks, but they're just pure ignorant, and they fit the bill of people who have no… — Rush Limbaugh
People aren't just paying more to fill their gas tanks or when they pay for their heating bills for their home; they are paying more… — Dan Lipinski
Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of control. — Rich Lowry
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. — Bill Maher
Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor. — Bill Maher
I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd… — Shirley Manson

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