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• If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of…
• There are never enough I Love You's.
• Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
• The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,'…
• The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
• The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha…
• Communism is like one big phone company.
• In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
• The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
• When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
• I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
• I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm…

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