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Bible Quotes by Penn Jillette
- I believe that the best way to become an atheist is to read the bible
- If the bible were published as fiction, no reviewer would give it a passing grade. There are some vivid scenes and quotable phrases but there's…
- Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room.…
- Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.
- I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I've read it three times all the way through. It's a big part of…
- It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.
More Bible Quotes
- I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education. — Tallulah Bankhead
- Energy, like the biblical grain of the mustard-seed, will remove mountains. — Hosea Ballou
- Some quality performances and movies have a chance to be rewarded, but it's not like it's a bible. — Javier Bardem
- It does not require great learning to be a Christian and be convinced of the truth of the Bible. It requires only… — Albert Barnes
- Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other. — John Adams
- The highest glory of the American Revolution was this: it connected in one indissoluble bond the principles of civil government with the… — John Quincy Adams
- I would point out that if you're a believer in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood is an… — Joe Barton
- The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress… — Brendan Behan
- The fundamental story arc of the Bible is God is passionate about rescuing this world, restoring it, renewing it. — Rob Bell
- Both read the Bible day and night, but thou read black where I read white. — William Blake
- My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for… — Elayne Boosler
- If you ask three people what it means to be Christian, you will get three different answers. Some feel being baptized is… — Dan Brown