Bet Quotes

835 Bet quotes by 600 unique authors

Talking of first times Stephanie, I bet your first time was really memorable for you and the captain ot the football team .. and the… — Chris Jericho
The first Tuesday of November, every year it is the same Every Aussie heart is beating with the excitement of the game For they bet… — Slim Dusty
I bet you like sitting at red lights. — Jon Gruden
making a noise in this world making a noise in this world you can bet your ass, I won't go quietly making a noise in… — Robbie Robertson
"On Pat Hearne - He made money in stocks, and that made people ask him for advice. He would never give any. If they asked… — Jesse Lauriston Livermore
Judging from the way they sat and goggled at the drag on the stage it was obvious that they were indulging in delightful fantasies that… — Eric Hiscock
It's a campaign strategy. He's all about getting the votes. I support gay marriage too, but Obama only does things to stir the pot and… — Barack Obama
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line. — Brad Wilkerson
How do commercial interests usually protect themselves from liability claims? Through insurance. In fact, in our society, the litmus test for safety is insurance. You… — David Suzuki
Horses have never hurt anyone yet, except when they bet on them. — Stuart Cloete
If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and… — Jack Handey
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are… — Jack Handey
If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every… — Dave Barry
He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it. — Shirley MacLaine
Boxing, for me, it's the beginning of all sports. I'm willing to bet that the first sport was a man against another man in a… — Omar Epps
Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight -- this is magnanimity; but bet on the other… — Mark Twain
You have to make a bet one way or another. We believe that overall demand is going to continue to grow, and its absolutely being… — Paul Otellini
I bet a chef could get more pussy than a guitar player right now. — Roy Choi
So let's set the record straight. Faith is not the opposite of reason. The opposite of faith is unbelief. And reason is not the opposite… — Greg Koukl
I'm not sure what it was like to walk into the Coliseum, but I bet it was something like this. The best place in the… — Wright Thompson
Anytime there is Mexican food around, you can bet I’ll be eating it, — Eva Longoria
Cotton balls is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname. Cinnamon buns, on the other hand, is… — Demetri Martin
Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET. — Greg Giraldo
How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water. — Jim Gaffigan
I come from a very small, poor town just outside of the Chicago area and I know what it's like to dream and accomplish some… — Keke Palmer

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