Bet Quotes
835 Bet quotes by 600 unique authors
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Talking of first times Stephanie, I bet your first time was really memorable for you and the captain ot the football team .. and the…
— Chris Jericho
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The first Tuesday of November, every year it is the same Every Aussie heart is beating with the excitement of the game For they bet…
— Slim Dusty
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I bet you like sitting at red lights.
— Jon Gruden
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making a noise in this world making a noise in this world you can bet your ass, I won't go quietly making a noise in…
— Robbie Robertson
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"On Pat Hearne - He made money in stocks, and that made people ask him for advice. He would never give any. If they asked…
— Jesse Lauriston Livermore
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Judging from the way they sat and goggled at the drag on the stage it was obvious that they were indulging in delightful fantasies that…
— Eric Hiscock
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It's a campaign strategy. He's all about getting the votes. I support gay marriage too, but Obama only does things to stir the pot and…
— Barack Obama
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I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line.
— Brad Wilkerson
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How do commercial interests usually protect themselves from liability claims? Through insurance. In fact, in our society, the litmus test for safety is insurance. You…
— David Suzuki
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Horses have never hurt anyone yet, except when they bet on them.
— Stuart Cloete
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If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and…
— Jack Handey
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are…
— Jack Handey
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If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every…
— Dave Barry
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He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.
— Shirley MacLaine
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Boxing, for me, it's the beginning of all sports. I'm willing to bet that the first sport was a man against another man in a…
— Omar Epps
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Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight -- this is magnanimity; but bet on the other…
— Mark Twain
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You have to make a bet one way or another. We believe that overall demand is going to continue to grow, and its absolutely being…
— Paul Otellini
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I bet a chef could get more pussy than a guitar player right now.
— Roy Choi
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So let's set the record straight. Faith is not the opposite of reason. The opposite of faith is unbelief. And reason is not the opposite…
— Greg Koukl
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I'm not sure what it was like to walk into the Coliseum, but I bet it was something like this. The best place in the…
— Wright Thompson
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Anytime there is Mexican food around, you can bet I’ll be eating it,
— Eva Longoria
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Cotton balls is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname. Cinnamon buns, on the other hand, is…
— Demetri Martin
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Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET.
— Greg Giraldo
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How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.
— Jim Gaffigan
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I come from a very small, poor town just outside of the Chicago area and I know what it's like to dream and accomplish some…
— Keke Palmer
Who Wrote These Bet Quotes
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