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Don Rickles has 64 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.
• Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.
• Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
• The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
• It takes many years to be a great comedian.
• I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have…
• Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get…
• My whole act is off the top of my head.
• Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.
• I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.
• I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big…
• You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

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