Best Joke Quotes by Mark Russell

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Mark Russell has 21 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
• I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would…
• Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
• Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.
• The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
• If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.
• I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
• Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.
• The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that…
• I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.
• If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
• People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

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