Ben Quotes

269 quotes by 182 authors

When you touch someone's gum that has ben allready chued.. — Jessicab!(:
It is within my power to drastically change his cirumstances, but I don't want to give that man a gift he doesn't deserve. -Ben Thomas — Seven Pounds
I haven't treated myself very well. -Ben Thomas — Seven Pounds
I was planning on dying here. -Ben Thomas — Seven Pounds
In seven days, God created the world. And in seven seconds, I shattered mine. -Ben Thomas — Seven Pounds
Even when you don't know that people are watching you. -Ben Thomas — Seven Pounds
I lied to you, I think about dying every day. -Ben Thomas — Seven Pounds
The first time I ever saw a box jellyfish, I was twelve. Our father took us to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. I never forgot what… — Seven Pounds
What if? What if we have children? What if we got married? -Ben Thomas — Seven Pounds
You know, Ben, I keep asking you this but why me? -George Ristuccia — Seven Pounds
There's such a boy's club with comedy in Hollywood and that's what Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell do-they develop their own comedies. I… — Anna Faris
There was a moment when I was having s*x with four Playmates and I almost swallowed a Ben Wa ball. — Hugh Hefner
When you see the one who hate the most.. You wish you had the number of Ben Laden.. grrrrrrrr — Kand3n
I work really intensely on films but in a place where people are very respectful of me and of my kids. If I need to… — Jennifer Garner
No one can make the album they made 10 years ago with a straight face. There are two reasons: one is you change as a… — Brad Paisley
Yo mammas so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo mammas so old, I told her to act her age and she died.… — Unknown Author
What do Ben Roethlisberger and the Lifetime channel have in common?? Someones always getting rapped. — Unknown Author
When I was emceeing Win Ben Stein's Money, I actually fell asleep during the show a few times. I would sit on the safe over… — Jimmy Kimmel
You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend. — Rachel Green
I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid. — Rachel Green

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