Ben Quotes

269 quotes by 182 authors

When we both do hit. We go on and on and on and on and on and sweeter than Ben & Jerry. — Q-tip
Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money. Ben Stone: Can I just - have some? — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk? — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it. -Ben's Dad — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Debbie: Who is that guy? Is that Ben's Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis? Pete: I think it's Matisyahu. — Knocked Up (The Movie)
That's because Steely Dan Gargles my balls. -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool. -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88. Ben Stone: [Mimicks car noise] VRRROOOOM — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Alison Scott: Why don't you go FUCK your FUCKING Bong? Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once! — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room. Ben Stone: That's way too many chairs for one room! — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style? Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog. Ben Stone: It's doggie… — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Fuck you, hormones! -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles. -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender] — Knocked Up (The Movie)
If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich." -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck? -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child. Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear… — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them? -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
What was that movie you made with Ben, "Mystery Men"? That movie was so bad, I fired my agent! Gene Siskel was going to review… — Jeff Ross
When You Fall In Love You Cant Keep Back Up Cause You Ben Held Down To Long . — Unknown Author

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