"There was a moment when I was having……" — Hugh Hefner
"There was a moment when I was having s*x with four Playmates and I almost swallowed a Ben Wa ball."
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88 Quotes by Hugh Hefner
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- I dreamed impossible dreams. And the dreams turned out beyond anything I could possibly imagine. You know, from my point…
- I think that I am the luckiest cat on the planet and I'm living out my own dreams and fantasies…
- Publishing a sophisticated men's magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I'd been nurturing ever…
- Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.
- Loneliness doesn't have much to do with where you are.
- I didn't want to repeat my parents life. I saw in their lives a routine and a lack of dreaming,…
- You stay in touch with the boy who dreamed impossible dreams.
- Follow your own particular dreams. We are handed a life by peers, parents and society, you can do that or…
- I think that the major message of my life and what I hope to be remembered for is someone who…
- Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.
- Part of the sexual revolution is bringing rationality to sexuality - because when you don't embrace sexuality in a normal…
- Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports.
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