Top Bedroom Quotes

495 Bedroom quotes by 418 unique authors

You're crop dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now. — Danny Mcbride
Shonda kept the bedroom scene a secret from us until the read-through. The script just said: 'Scene to be given at read-through.' It was kind… — T R Knight
When I'm bored I like to decorate my bedroom to look like a classroom so I can fall asleep faster. — Archie Fuentes
In the bedroom you need freedom and honesty. — Erica Durance
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that… — Unknown Author
Men who have been betrayed, especially in the bedroom, are far less likely to forgive their partners than women in the same situation.. — Mazher
A guy goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isnt fully convinced, but the… — Theophilus
[voiceover on the phone continued from the beginning; intercut with some live-action dialogue] The permutations were endless. They tried again going to the source, but… — Unknown Author
How people want more and more fn money love isn't about money... It's nice to have it's nice not to worry about monthly bills, Some… — Kevin978
Loving a band with all your heart is something you understand when it happens to you. On the surface, others can see it as a… — Alex Gaskarth
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back to bedroom* — Amit Verma
You don't have to impress me darling, I am sure you are a wild cowgirl in the bedroom! Chicks like you I feel safer; when… — Glen Rambharack
Look Ladies.... Some of y'all want a man who will always treat you like a queen. And it seems that every man you've ever been… — Bryan Burden
Any good looking girl can satisfy you in the bedroom, But only a real woman can satisfy all your needs sex coming last and still… — Joe Bradley
WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bedroom; — Nikhil Saluja
A girl loves when you go all-in in a poker game. The woman loves when you go all-in in the bedroom. — Nikhil Saluja
Yes the bedroom activity is most important for a man. If he is not happy in there, he will go out and hunt !! — Glen Rambharack
I have no television in my bedroom, so you get loads of sleep and know with all this effort your youth your bound to keep. — Kyle MacDonald
Baby you tell me what you want and I will put it down in the bedroom to please you, when I take it out you… — Damian Coleman
Random cute cat in my bedroom on my bed ..she is lost:/ — Jasmine

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