Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary. — Daniel Tosh
Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of… — Daniel Tosh
I prioritize in life. I like to work, I do TV shows, I do a lot of Iron Man training. I enjoy kicking back on… — Joe Bastianich
I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still… — Joseph Goebbels
When you feel your best, you're more confident in bed, It's not lights-out, under-the-covers sex. It's more like, 'Take a look at this!' — Tracy Anderson
My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. — Anne Lamott
A pretty woman is a Christmas tree,' my mother told me in the airport. This fella is hanging things on my branches as his gaze… — Joshilyn Jackson
I never manage to get to bed early on Sunday night but this doesn't matter, as I don't know one level of exhaustion from another. — Sophie Ellis Bextor
I soon began to dream. ... I heard subdued sobs, as if a number of people were weeping. ... I left my bed and wandered… — Abraham Lincoln
The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise silverflamed, and there by the door the timps rolling through my… — Anthony Burgess
Weâ€™ve been sold this lie that disability makes you exceptional and it honestly doesnâ€™t. â€¦ I want to live in a world where we donâ€™t… — Stella Young
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark. — Roddy Piper
Do you ever find yourself climbing into an open grave during a bombing raid and wish you'd just stayed in bed? — Ransom Riggs
No matter how people mess with you or let you down, or how you let yourself down, a good book means that when you get… — Anne Lamott
Most men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't. — Jonathan Carroll
Believe me, those great death bed speeches are written ahead of time. — Scott Simon
I don't sleep well. I rehash everything in bed. The mind's still working. — Hale Irwin
The ladies kept telling me I wasn't good in bed, so I figured if I wasn't a lover then I must be a fighter — Forrest Griffin
My drive to put myself on the line comes from boredom. From that feeling when you go to bed and think, 'What did I do… — Dylan Moran
I shared a bed with my sister, Grace, until I was seventeen years old. She was afraid to sleep alone and would begin asking me… — Lena Dunham

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