Barbie Quotes

182 Barbie quotes by 137 unique authors

Your so fake I bet barbie uses you as makeup. — Racheal Deanna Holt
I hear you got a new chick? well shes a little barbie doll... you can do better — Unknown Author
Its barbie biitch — Nicki Minaj
Your so fake. Your like Barbie! — Unknown Author
A barbie is perfect, but its also 100% fake. — Kiana
You want someone perfect? Go to the dollar store, pick out a barbie. I know those dont last long but, Hopefully it will last long… — Unknown Author
Ken rides around in barbies car, goes with disco barbie to the club, then stays the night at dream house with malibu barbie. When will… — Unkown
Im a Barbie just looking for her Ken. — Unknown Author
Yeah u can kiss da ring , but u can never touch da crown I smoke a million swisher blunts and I aint ever comin… — Unknown Author
Oh good thats a good choice son, then you can take care of us too,, he porlduy said yes I'm going to work real hard… — Unknown Author
Now when I tell em its Barbie, bitch. Yes, I really do mean that its Barbie, bitch. Ask Mattel, they auctioned my Barbie, bitch. Raggedy… — Nicki Minaj
I miss being a child with you. All we had to worry about was what barbie doll to play with, not bratz, barbies. Your mom… — Rebekah
Basic Hoes Twitter Name, LICK My This, EAT My That, Roman Numerals, Pretty This, Bad That, Minaj This, Monroe That Or Barbie This. — Christian Heggs:)
If I could have a Barbie body, which has no cellulite, I totally would. I would like to have a flatter stomach, but that wont… — Holly Madison
If barbie isnt a slut then why do people have to buy her boyfriends????? — Sydnie
U think everyone loves you!? Bitch please ur faker than Barbie — Maggielc
The only tantrum I have ever thrown was when I watched an annoying girl doing a Barbie commercial on TV, and I screamed Mommy, I… — Michelle Trachtenberg
The irony of life. Childhood Barbie dolls little girls are wanting to crush and the cars of young children, Barbie Dolls are on the big… — Mak_786
You want a perfect girl? Go and buy a Barbie Doll. — HakunaMatata
Stop being a barbie and get real. — Ella Rojas

Who Wrote These Barbie Quotes

137 authors contributed a total of 182 Barbie Quotes, led by these top contributors: