Barbie Quotes
182 Barbie quotes by 137 unique authors
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When I was 12 years old, I read 'Nancy Drew' mysteries and biographies of Madame Curie and Florence Nightingale and books about girls who love…
— Joyce Maynard
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A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted by…
— Camille Paglia
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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
— Rita Rudner
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Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.
— Zoe Saldana
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I am so saddened and grossed out by young women who look like creepy, old aliens because of their new Barbie noses and lips. Is…
— Olivia Wilde
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Growing up with two sisters, you either play by yourself or play Barbie with them. I played by myself.
— Ricky Williams
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
— Steven Wright
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Pulling heads off Barbies, sticking them on the TV antenna and ruining the reception. But thats how witch babies are.
— Francesca Lia Block
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He liked women with little butts and big tits? Someone had played with one too many barbie dolls as a kid.
— Kelley Armstrong
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Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend.
— James Patterson
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After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached…
— Jeff Lindsay
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Why do only the awful things become fads? I thought. Eye-rolling and Barbie and bread pudding. Why never chocolate cheesecake or thinking for yourself?
— Connie Willis
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She still felt like a punked-out, faux-leather-wearing, free-thinking Bratz doll in a sea of Pretty Princess of Preppyland Barbies.
— Sara Shepard
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Ella was vapid and worthless at least nine-tenths of the time, but when she got really mad, her face became sharp and purposeful. Almost vicious.…
— Francine Pascal
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We're not freaks, Tally. We're normal. We may not be gorgeous, but at least we're not hyped-up Barbie dolls.
— Scott Westerfeld
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They walked back into the world together, wearing the gift that had been given them: just life. Pity was not love, Barbie reflected...but if you…
— Stephen King
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Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole?
— Ilona Andrews
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Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Barbie doll, a vacuum cleaner. We're all such products.
— Chuck Palahniuk
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...although I had to admit a certain affection for the Mattel booth advertising Urban Survival Barbie, now with her own Machete and blood testing unit.
— Mira Grant
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Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.
— Paris Hilton
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Tell me what game Steph Landry and I used to play in the big dirt pile they made while they were digging my family’s pool,…
— Meg Cabot
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The doll, Dallas. You know, Barbie doll. Jeez, didn't you ever have dollies?" "Dolls are like small dead people. I have enough dead people, thanks.
— Nora Roberts
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Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula
— Janet Evanovich
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...playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and vibrate like joy…
— Richard Kadrey
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I'll try to communicate, Taylor said. She spoke slowly and deliberately. Hello! We need help. Is your village close? My village is Denver. And I…
— Libba Bray
Who Wrote These Barbie Quotes
137 authors contributed a total of 182 Barbie Quotes, led by these top contributors: