Barack Quotes

453 Barack quotes by 247 unique authors

I've come to realize that Barack Obama is the tattoo president. Like a big tattoo, it seemed cool when you were young. But later on,… — Tim Pawlenty
Barack Obama's failed us. But look, it's understandable. A lot of people fail at their first job. — Tim Pawlenty
The Democrats say we ought to give Barack Obama credit for trying. That sounds like the nonsense of giving every kid a trophy for showing… — Mike Huckabee
It's as predictable as the sun rising in the morning. Every time Barack Obama's poll numbers rise you can be certain he's done something else… — Dennis Quaid
Where's Barack Obama when Christmas references are being erased from civic calendars? Is he crying out in defense of religious liberty and our First Amendment?… — Chuck Norris
Turn off your televisions. Ignore the Newt-Mitt-Rick- Barack reality show. It is as relevant to your life as the gossip on “Jersey Shore.” The real… — Chris Hedges
One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people. — Clint Eastwood
So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress.… — Chris Rock
Barack Obama was speaking to a Jewish group, and he told them that his name Barack is the same as the Jewish word 'baruch,' which… — Conan O'Brien
People looking into Barack Obama's campaign contributions say that Obama may have received $3.3 million from abroad. Yeah. It turns out that broad is Oprah… — Conan O'Brien
Big night of television tonight for Barack Obama. Earlier tonight, Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Yeah. Yeah, and apparently, if… — Conan O'Brien
There is some good news for John McCain. According to the latest polls, which came out today, John McCain has started to open up a… — Conan O'Brien
All the major networks declared Barack Obama the winner at 11 last night, except for MSNBC, which declared Obama the winner six months ago. — Conan O'Brien
People all over the world now are following our election. And according to a new international poll that just came out, I think this came… — Conan O'Brien
The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on a… — Conan O'Brien
A comic book publisher says he's trying to increase voter turnout in the presidential election by publishing comic books about John McCain and Barack Obama.… — Conan O'Brien
It was reported today that Michelle Obama wants her mother to move into the White House with them. Yeah, this is expected to be the… — Conan O'Brien
Oprah Winfrey just announced that she's planning to attend Barack Obama's inauguration. Oprah says she's very excited to see Obama become the second-most powerful person… — Conan O'Brien
Possible controversy for the Obama campaign. Republicans are now accusing Barack Obama's campaign of voter fraud, because some of the people they've registered sound like… — Conan O'Brien
Time magazine has selected their person of the year. Guess what, it's President-elect Barack Obama. Yeah, ironically, Ebony magazine announced their person of the year,… — Conan O'Brien
In the news, Chinese president Hu Jintao says that now that Barack Obama has been elected, he is looking forward to taking the relationship between… — Conan O'Brien
Who is Barack Obama? Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and… — Barack Obama
There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Alabama, because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So… — Barack Obama
I think that Barack Obama faces a level of divisiveness, and I don't mean on a national level in terms of the North and the… — James Spader
Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such… — Marlon Wayans

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