Best Bank Account Sayings

133 Bank Account quotes by 119 unique authors

If I was a gold-digger, I would have a lot of money in my bank account. I'd be worth millions and millions. — Heather Mills
Master the web and you will master your universe - and your (on-line) bank account. — Jeffrey Gitomer
Life is a bank account, there are no withdrawals without first putting something in. — Ray Torres
Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account. — Ambrose Bierce
Experience burned into me the conviction that access to education ought to be based on how much you are willing to learn and how hard… — Dave Obey
If you ask around, it's pretty easy to find someone who has a bank account overdraft horror story to tell. — Carolyn Maloney
There comes a point where it doesn't matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account. — Chris Martin
There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my car, which wasn't… — Whitney Cummings
In fact, I had a series of offers which would have brought me a lot of money to make films and package TV programs. There… — Roone Arledge
But the meaning of life is not . . . explained by one's business life, nor is the deep desire of the human heart answered… — Carl Jung
Remembering that God is my source, we are in the spiritual position of having an unlimited bank account. Most of us never consider how powerful… — Julia Cameron
The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel. — Joe Rogan
When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account... — Hiroko Sakai
Twenty-three cents may not sound like a lot to someone with a Swiss bank account. — Lilly Ledbetter
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. — Bethenny Frankel
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive… — Al Goldstein
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. — Phyllis Diller
If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers! — Marilyn Monroe
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. — Paula Poundstone
Money doesn't mean anything to me. I've made a lot of money, but I want to enjoy life and not stress myself building my bank… — Keanu Reeves
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau
I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I… — Carlos Santana
I'm not a very good financing person. I don't even know how much money I have in my bank account. I never have opened one… — Marjane Satrapi
There is no doubt that the Internet brims with spamming, scamming and identity fraud. Having someone wipe out your hard drive or bank account has… — Evgeny Morozov
You should be concerned about the state of your soul, not the state of your bank account. — Jennifer Weiner

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