Bank Account Quotes

133 Bank Account quotes by 119 unique authors

I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are trying to divert… — Benazir Bhutto
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. — Irwin Corey
If I had a dollar for every time I smiled secretly having you in my mind I think my bank account would show up millions. — Unknown Author
Keep in mind that you don't need to be addicted to money in order to acquire it. You can prefer to have money; you will… — Ken Keyes Jr.
Twenty centuries of 'progress' have brought the average citizen a vote, a national anthem, a Ford, a bank account, and a high opinion of himself,… — Aldo Leopold
Maybe 23 cents doesn't sound like a lot to someone with a Swiss bank account, Cayman Island Investments and an IRA worth tens of millions… — Lilly Ledbetter
When women can support themselves, have entry to all the trades and professions, with a house of their own over their heads and a bank… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Bank account statement just look like I'm ready for early retirement — Drake
Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money… — Jay Leno
In fact every belief is an obstacle. It does not even require your realization, since you are already who you are. But without realization, who… — Eckhart Tolle
If you allow spirit to have dominion in your heart you will have dominion in your life. That changes thinking. That IS the miracle. That… — Marianne Williamson
My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She's that kind of… — Laura Dern
I wasn't ever interested in marrying someone else's career or bank account. — Kathie Lee Gifford
I had no idea of the size of my bank account as a teen, and I didn't care to know. That was my mom's job,… — Anna Chlumsky
I am so addicted to crystals, itâ€™s like a sickness. Iâ€™ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and… — Spencer Pratt
A jump shot can get you a shoe deal, a big house, a supermodel, fancy cars, a bunch of yes men, a Swiss bank account.… — Allen Iverson
Take risks ... be willing to put your mind and your spirit, your time and your energy, your stomach and your emotions on the line.… — Jim Lehrer
When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken. — Dorothy Parker
Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name — Woody Allen
When we of the so-called better classes are scared as men were never scared in history at material ugliness and hardship; when we put off… — William James

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