Baloney Quotes

25 Baloney quotes by 23 unique authors

These are all cases of proved or presumptive baloney. A deception arises, sometimes innocently but collaboratively, sometimes with cynical premeditation. Usually the victim is caught… — Carl Sagan
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard
No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney. — Rube Goldberg
In contrast, markets - oft mythologized as "natural" are the most unnatural things going. Libertarians will tell you "market laws are laws of nature", what… — David Brin
Some people try to tell me that science will never answer the big questions we have in life. To them I say: baloney! The real… — Phil Plait
People say, on the raft, you must have hallucinated. Baloney. We were sharper after 47 days than the day we started because our minds were… — Louis Zamperini
There's so much myth and baloney. Like a 80-year-old man able to manhandle a 300-pounder with his little finger. Ridiculous. Or this matter of breaking… — Bruce Lee
A photographer's best pictures are from deep inside him, and also some of the worst. Some photographers enjoy distinguished careers without ever taking personal photographs.… — Burk Uzzle
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey
Baloney fudging mustard! — John Cena
In fact a lot of them I think are absolute baloney. Those Charles Olsens and people like that. At first I was interested in seeing… — Norman MacCaig
Can we drop a little bit of the pious baloney? The fact is, you ran in '94 and lost. That's why you weren't serving in… — Newt Gingrich
You're baloney without the mayo. — Frank Zappa
I got worries by the ton, getting cancer's only one. Over taxed and alimonied, tired of eating fried baloney. — Neil Diamond
If you are writing about baloney, don't try and make it Cornish hen, because that's the worst kind of baloney there is. Just make it… — Leo Burnett
This is a turf battle. They are saying, 'The songwriters aren't getting paid.' Baloney. Songwriters are getting paid. They're paid sync rights and (mechanical) rights.… — Jonathan Potter
It's like you always have to put on a happy face, be the phony baloney, and I'm so not that. I never was that; I'll… — Chloe Sevigny
Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it. — Fulton J. Sheen
Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex. — Ellen DeGeneres
I'm sick of people who've never been to church telling me that church is full of hypocrites, and people who've never read the Bible telling… — Kristin Chenoweth
Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live, Pinocchio, and save… — David Sedaris
A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney ... — Henrik Ibsen
... Hey, I didn't know you didn't like baloney." I went cold. "I don't like it. I never liked it." Soda just looked at me.… — S E Hinton
In Hollywood, you can't say anything bad about anybody or everyone is going to attack you. It's like you always have to put on a… — Chloe Sevigny

Who Wrote These Baloney Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 25 Baloney Quotes as follows: