Balls Quotes

1827 Balls quotes by 1256 unique authors

SMART MAY HAVE THE BRAINS BUT STUPID MAY HAVE THE BALLS — Yo-chica15(:
Men around 25yrs like playIng soccer, Men around 45yrs like playing tennis, Men around 65yrs like playing golf, have U realised,,The older the MEN grow,the… — Jamsta E Ngugz
Why can't my death come soon, my life is falling to pieces and heart has been broken too many times...i don't see the point of… — Crystal
U know wat adminzzz ur startin to really piss me off, ok u already taken down one of my picture quotes, OOPS I'm sorry u… — Unknown Author
Green-red balls hang on every branch,Reindeers come out, out of their ranch. Eight months ago I rode that plane,You couldnt come with me, such a… — Unknown Author
Bitch like forreal you aint got the balls to talk to my friends bf, I would kill your stupid ass cunt hooker face! — Blondie:)
If everybody lies and you are not, then there is no one who have balls to tell you are better. — Erdem Gezer
Having a vagina doesn't Stop me from Believing that my Balls are bigger Then yours!!! — Unknown Author
If you have something negative to say about me, grow a pair of balls and say it to my face. If you can't, shut your… — Sarah Moores
Check your balls before you step me! — Erdem Gezer
; Don't try to hug me with one hand when your hiding a knife in the other. If your going to take a stab at… — Brittany Marcum
Don't try to hug me with one hand when your hiding a knife in the other. If your gonna take a stab at me, at… — Brii Ann
Well yesterday I was shooting hoops with my friends then we just started goofing off when we tried to shoot so I tried making a… — Michael Country
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time Get low, Get low 6x To the window, to the… — Unknown Author
People get off my balls I'm not the same person leave me alone and idc if you're sad go eat shit I can careless this… — Unkown
When life throws curve balls at you, do not try to dodge them. They are meant to hit you, to mould you and to shape… — Zainab Hussain
Holy ball sac XD — Patience
Holly balls if you got balls to where these out in public you got swag XD — Unknown Author
The bad moment when ur scratching ur balls and the teacher chooses that moment to call on u and the whole class [that pays attention]… — Michael Country
Whats the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and bowling balls are inanimate objects used in the… — Unknown Author
Went too cedar point today! :I oh lordy CX so many fuckin flips .-. haha and my dad, and my mom was to pussy to… — Patience
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's swallowed more balls than Mrs. Pacman. — Patience
Sometimes dodging the curve balls that life brings sounds better than taking the next move. Everything happens for a reason; it makes us who we… — Unknown Author
God throws curve balls. Don't miss them because they are for you; these are your opportunities to show you can succeed. — Jhiess Krieg
On a scale of one to ten, you suck monkey balls. — Rock Cowles

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