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- The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. — Jorge Luis Borges
- I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be… — Roddy Doyle
- All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States. — Victor Gold
- There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept… — Aesop
- I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips
- I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. — Dolly Parton
- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? — George Carlin
- There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. — Martial
- Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. — Larry David
- Women love a self-confident bald man. — Larry David
- Andrius turned. His eyes found mine. I'll see you he said. My face didn't wrinkle. I didn't utter a sound. But for… — Ruta Sepetys
- They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo… — Ally Carter