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Eyes like streams of melting snow, cold with the things she does not know. Heaven above and Hell beneath, liquid flames to…
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I didn't fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every…
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I closed my eyes. The only things I knew about why Empty Ones worked the way we did was that we had…
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I rolled my eyes in aggravation and glared at the ceiling, hating what I had to confess. Lend knew how much it…
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I walked toward her office,lost in thought about Lish, and poor Steve,and all the other souls I'd sent out of this life,some…
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Lend sat up,craning his neck to see down my shirt,which I hurriedly pushed back into place. Last time I checked, you couldn't…
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Normal? What's that?" "How you really look." "Can you take off all your clothes?" Okay weirdest thing ever-I just asked myself to…
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Lend.” “Lend?” Raquel asked. “Yes, as in, lend me your self.” He shimmered into Raquel again. “Why not Borrow?” I asked. “Better…
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Yes, I have a driver's license." I leaned back against the wall, sighing. "Man, that must be so cool." "It ranks right…
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Lish tried to swear--which is always funny, because the computer won't translate it. It went something like this: "Bleep stupid bleep bleep…
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I scooted over, patting the bed next to me. "No such luck. And now you get to watch forty straight hours of…
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I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda…
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Lend's dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves,…
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A cowboy, a lawyer, and a mechanic watched Queen of the Damned,” I murmured. Warren—who had once, a long time ago, been…
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Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me!…
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