Bad Joke Quotes

9 quotes by 9 authors

We suppose that could be considered a hedged position for the awards committee, one that would never occur in the hard sciences such as physics… — Seth Klarman
Honey, Kate is not going to die sooner because you have one more glass of mine, or because you stay overnight in a hotel, or… — Jodi Picoult
If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the… — Herbert Gold
To such men the desperate and horrible thought has come that perhaps the whole of human life is but a bad joke, a violent and… — Hermann Hesse
Keep your shirt on," she said with a laugh at her bad joke. "Your clothes are at the laundry. They'll deliver them as soon as… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Lend's dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves, and a vampire… — Kiersten White
As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline. — Jack Ketchum
A cowboy, a lawyer, and a mechanic watched Queen of the Damned,â€ I murmured. Warrenâ€”who had once, a long time ago, been a cowboyâ€”snickered and… — Patricia Briggs
Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you… — Christopher Nolan

Who Wrote These Bad Joke Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 9 Bad Joke Quotes as follows: