Awkward Quotes

1023 Awkward quotes by 614 unique authors

There is that small chance Iâ€™ll get what I want; to be someone to relate to for anyone who is as alienated, awkward, spastic and… — Max Bemis
Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker. — Denise Richards
I like parties, but I'm shy, and I often find myself standing around, feeling awkward. — Michael Bergin
It's awkward: Here you are with most of your clothes off in bed with this person who you've really just met. You're strangers to each… — Sheryl Lee
The custom and fashion of today will be the awkwardness and outrage of tomorrow - so arbitrary are these transient laws. — Alexandre Dumas
God may forgive sins, he said, but awkwardness has no forgiveness in heaven or earth. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I never felt comfortable in real life very well. It's always been an awkward kind of thing for me and so when I hit the… — Nick Nolte
I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show.… — Rainn Wilson
I'm actually part of a number of minorities. I grew up being a horribly awkward kid. A terrible student. And now I find myself as… — Bryan Singer
Many great writers have been extraordinarily awkward in daily exchange, but the greatest give the impression that their style was nursed by the closest attention… — Thornton Wilder
I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I… — Casey Stengel
I've been turning it over in after-dinner speeches, but it looks awkward-it's not what people are used to-it wants a good deal of Latin to… — George Eliot
Physicist is both to my mouth and ears so awkward that I think I shall never use it. The equivalent of three separate sounds of… — Michael Faraday
Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental. — Don Adams
I'm a bad dater. I'm the most socially awkward person, like carrying on conversations and stuff. — Lauren Conrad
I was a painfully shy, awkward kid, with low self-esteem and almost no social skills. Online, I didn't have a problem talking to people or… — Ernest Cline
If we go about apologizing for speaking to people of the things of God, we must not be very much surprised if they catch our… — Mildred Cable
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I… — Zach Braff
Somewhere along the journey of remembering who we really are, we may find ourselves in a very uncomfortable space, a void in which we realize… — Unknown Author
There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. — Laurence Sterne

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