Awkward Quotes

1023 Awkward quotes by 614 unique authors

I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think,… — Andy Richter
I'm awkward at these things. Just being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Karate Kid was a real surprise and I… — Pat Morita
It's always awkward to pretend to play. I feel like Ashlee Simpson. Oooh, zing. — Frank Iero
Children of course are monstrously conventional, repelled at once by whatever is off-center, out of whack, unmanageable. And being an only child I had been… — Alice Munro
Weave sex is a little awkward. — Nia Long
Homeschooling will certainly produce some socially awkward adults, but the odds are good they would have been just as quirky had they spent twelve years… — Quinn Cummings
Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward. — Hunter S. Thompson
Few are born bold. Even Napoleon had to cultivate the habit on the battlefield, where he knew it was a matter of life and death.… — Robert Greene
A man who knows the world will not only make the most of everything he does know, but of many things he does not know,… — Charles Caleb Colton
Abortion is the easy way out. Itâ€™s hardly surprising that people should choose the most convenient exit from awkward situations. — Tony Abbott
Chemists do not usually stutter. It would be very awkward if they did, seeing that they have at times to get out such words as… — William Crookes
Mythology is the study of whatever religious or heroic legends are so foreign to a student's experience that he cannot believe them to be true.… — Robert Graves
I'm a very self-conscious person, I think we all are, but I'm especially not very comfortable in my body. I always feel really weird and… — Sufjan Stevens
Where's the superficial? I was, and therefore am, dim, gloomy, a drag, unfashionable, unfanciable, and awkward. This doesn't seem like superficial to me. These aren't… — Nick Hornby
The more freedom I allow myself as a writer to wander, become lost and go into uncertain territory - and I am always trying to… — Nicole Krauss
Order is never observed; it is disorder that attracts attention because it is awkward and intrusive. — Eliphas Levi
One way to tell if you're really comfortable with a person is if you can be quiet together sometimes and not feel awkward. If you… — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
It is so easy to close down to risk, to protect ourselves against change and growth. But no baby bird emerges without first destroying the… — Patricia Monaghan
Well, in pharmacology, if the effect is local, it's of course absolutely awkward to use it in any other way than as a local treatment. — Arvid Carlsson
Computer programmers tend, by and large, to be quirky and highly individualistic. Trying to organize or manage such awkward characters is normally as thankless as… — John Naughton

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