Awkward Quotes

1023 Awkward quotes by 614 unique authors

That Awkward Moment When It's Quiet In Class And Your Stomach Decides To Make That Dying Whale Sound. — Pacifiersucker
That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it. — Jessica Mcdoodle
The awkward moment when your legs go numb and try to get up ,but you end up falling on the ground... — Sarahi Gonzalez
The awkwardness when all your friends have boyfriends but you. — Livefree2dream44
That awkward moment , when your 'friend' say's that he/she would get out of the relationship there in, just to get with you. — Syoung
The Awkward Moment When Your Bro Does Tell A Cool Story. — Tony Mayhew
Channing is one of the coolest, most gracious, generous, sweet people Ive ever worked with, and this movie could have been a really awkward experience… — Matthew Bomer
That awkward moment when you're not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up. — Fricca Joaquin
We always flirt behind a phone or a computer but when we meet in person..awkward. — Fricca Joaquin
That awkward moment, where theres an awkward moment, and everyone knows it's an awkward moment, then somebody says, AWWWKKKKWAAARRDD! — Unkown
An Awkward Feeling In This World; Is When You Secretly Try To Look At The Person You Admire The Most... And You Find That The… — Pacifiersucker
That Awkward Moment when someone asks you tell them about yourself and you dont know what to say. — IDNTSMOKE
Silly mother fuckers looking awkward, so much dick riding that my cock hurt. — ASAP Rocky
Awkward moment when your mom is doing the dishes and you silently put your plate..! — Tabassum
Fool me once, shame on you. fool me twise, shame on me, fool me three times, well what am I doing? your the fool! — Kenzie-ann
The unspoken motto of each camp was 'either you're with us or against us', leaving several mutual friends of the two in an awkward spot. — Mazher (@mazher50)
That awkward moment when you go to a grocery store and everbody is staring at you because you happened to choose the loudest cart there… — Jeffrey
That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles and his hands… — Brian Zilinek
Helping a person in need is good in itself. But the degree of goodness is hugely affected by the attitude with which it is done.… — John Chrysostom
The deeper reason we fear our own glory is that once we let others see it, they will have seen the truest us, and that… — John Eldredge
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and cant stop smiling like an idiot. — EwshyCrazyness
That awkward moment when you are talking to someone in the bathroom and the other one starts peeing and its DEAD quite — Unknown Author
When I'm with you I don't get awkward dancing to the fast songs. — Aaron Paul
That awkward moment when you are in an elevador with your crush. — Billy
That awkward moment when you open the fridge about 20 times and still can't find no food in it. — Someone

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