Awkward Quotes

1023 Awkward quotes by 614 unique authors

That awkward momment when you wash your face and try to wash the soap off fast because your afraid when you look in up the… — Imansta
That awkward momment when you get up to go pee in the middle of the night and run back to your room when your done… — Imansta
That awkward moment when you says the girl by the pool is a hot piece o' ass, and it turns out to be your friends… — Unknown Author
True friendship is sitting together in silence without feeling awkward. — Nobody
I'm not a screamer or yeller. If I would try to scream and yell at people, it's not what I'd naturally do. So if I… — Eli Manning
That awkward moment, When a kid that doesn't talk to people puts a status, and no one likes it, Then some beautiful girl puts the… — Unknown Author
Reality: the ultimate awkward moment. — The Covert Comic
That awkward moment when strangers mad dog you for no reason at all. It's like what are you looking at. — Unknown Author
The awkward moment when u see someone name pocahontas with no hair — Krissy
The awkward moment when u see someone name pocahontas with no hair lol — Krissy
The awkward moment when your walking like a model down the hall with your scarf on, and it gets tangled with someones backback — Unkown
That awkward moment when your in the drive-through and you ask for a Big Mac,then you realize your at Taco Bell. — Scar Simmons
The awkward moment when you put you headset on , and listen to music out load , and playing games ,, all to feel better… — Unknown Author
Everytime I see you and you see me. it is awkward. cause I act like your friend, but inside I like you. — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when you make eye contact with a ugly person.. — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when you realize the only monster under your bed now is your dirty laundry. — Brianna Pelky
That awkward moment when you realize that the only monster under your bed now is your dirty laundry. — Brianna Pelky
That awkward moment when you are at a red light and you look over to see who it is and they are already looking at… — Mini-Mac :)
That awkward moment when you are at a red light and you look over to see the person next to you and you see that… — Mini-Mac :)
That awkward moment when your texting your boyfriend and he says — Your Mom
That awkward moment when a GPS tells a gay person to go straight — Unkown
That awkward moment when you accidentally type Ur password in the username slot — Unknown Author
The awkward moment when u realize tha Phineas and Ferb are smarter than u but they never. Went to school — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when you look on Facebook and see your friend's comment on your status gets more likes than your status does. — David Rice
The awkward moment when you finally have the guts to talk to your crush and instead of saying excuse me, you say squeeze me. — Unknown Author

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