Awkward Quotes
1023 Awkward quotes by 614 unique authors
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Love, I would later conclude, was all things to all people. Love was the breaking and healing of hearts. Love was misunderstood, love was faith,…
— R.J. Ellory
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If you try to avoid or remove the awkward quality, it will pursue you. The only effective way to still its unease is to transfigure…
— John O'Donohue
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There is something fascinatingly awkward about an author photo. I'm drawn to those glossy shots in the back of books, mostly because the subjects never…
— Pamela Ribon
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Your noble friend will not accept pretension but will gently and very firmly confront you with your own blindness. Such friendship is creative and critical;…
— John O'Donohue
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If you try to view yourself through the lenses that others offer you, all you will see are distortions; your own light and beauty will…
— John O'Donohue
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What are you doing?" "Ya!" said Jane, whirling around, her hands held up menacingly. It was Mr. Nobley with coat, hat, and cane, watching her…
— Shannon Hale
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People are like moths. First they are ugly and awkward, until they break out of their shell and become a beautiful butterfly.
— Drew Barrymore
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Half delirious, I slipped my hands around Whit's thick neck. The second Idid he got confident.His mouth moved over mine in a rough, unpracticed, awkward…
— Kate Brian
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The silence between us stretched out, but it wasn't awkward. Sometimes there are people you can be quiet with, and you never feel the need…
— Claudia Gray
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I don't think it's possible to c-call yourself a C-Christian and... and j-just leave out the awkward bits.' -Wilfred Owen
— Pat Barker
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a…
— George Carlin
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The girl with the long brown hair turned around. "Are you her boy friend?" she asked. Summer glanced from Crystal to Nate and back. Then…
— Brandon Mull
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I am very fond of the oyster shell. It is humble and awkward and ugly. It is slate-colored and unsymmetrical. Its form is not primarily…
— Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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You’re here.†“I am.†Jason boldly took in the way she looked. “I take it you don’t often wear that dress in court.†“Probably not…
— Julie James
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I think that was when the headmaster realized he had lost; he realized then that he was finished. Because, what could he do? Was he…
— John Irving
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The surest way to become Tense, Awkward, and Confused is to develop a mind that tries too hard - one that thinks too much.
— Benjamin Hoff
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The color of his pallor, however, was a curiously basic white - unmixed, that is, with the greens and yellows of guilt or abject contrition.…
— J D Salinger
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Yeah, so if that guy can make it in drunk, surely we can make it in sober. I mean, we’re ninjas.' 'Well, maybe you’re a…
— John Green
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He loves us because He is filled with an infinite measure of holy, pure, and indescribable love. We are important to God not because of…
— Dieter F. Uchtdorf
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Here's what I hadn't realized: the mother you haven't seen for almost thirty-six years isn't your mother, she's a stranger. Sharing DNA doesn't make you…
— Jodi Picoult
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