Awkward Quotes

1023 Awkward quotes by 614 unique authors

Saying just the right thing after a considerable, awkward pause is far less effective than saying the wrong thing with perfect timing. I'm telling you. — Augusten Burroughs
Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward. — Maureen Johnson
Hiding here, are you? That’s awkward.” “Why?” “Because I had intended to hide here myself.” “You may hide here with me, if you wish. — Cassandra Clare
..there is nothing worse than the feeling that no one cares whether we exist or not, that no one is interested in what we have… — Paulo Coelho
You're tough when you need to be, and you can charm the pants off men who have three times your experience. Well, yes. Although I… — Julie James
She does not want to feel even the faintest temptation to call his mobile number, as she had done obsessively for the first year after… — Jojo Moyes
There are those who are awkward in the face of sorrow, fearing to say the wrong thing; to them, I say, there is no wrong… — Jacqueline Carey
Our prayers may be awkward. Our attempts may be feeble. But since the power of prayer is in the One who hears it and not… — Max Lucado
The wardrobe? It was so full of gowns that he didn't think he could cram himself inside. Besides, it would be awkward if the maid… — Jessica Day George
Yes, we could talk to you for days on end about all the bad first dates. Those are stories. Funny stories. Awkward stories. Stories we… — David Levithan
My level of awkward makes everyone else feel normal — Taylor Swift
It was epic. It was awkward. It was epically awkward. — Ally Carter
It could kill you," Maura said. Then there was the awkward moment that arrives when two thirds of the people in the room know that… — Maggie Stiefvater
Move out of your comfort zone. You can only grow if you are willing to feel awkward and uncomfortable when you try something new. — Brian Tracy
Black and awkward is the worst, because black people are stereotyped as being anything but awkward in mainstream media... Black people are always portrayed to… — Issa Rae
I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes. They seem connected… — Casey Affleck
I was very skinny and very lanky and kind of awkward. In Puerto Rico, everybody is a little more voluptuous, with these beautiful bodies, and… — Joyce Giraud
My first on-screen kiss was lame: Nickelodeon. But my first real-life kiss was super cute and nice, but still very awkward. It was with this… — Christian Serratos
The awkward thing for me is when the realization happens that I actually might like this girl. Then I become awkward. — Zac Efron
I suffered when I was in my late twenties and early thirties. I was awkward, I stuck out, I was nerdy. — Stephen Merchant
Recently, I dreamed that I returned home to find my wife had married Ray Winstone. They were kind and let me stay, but the whole… — Peter Capaldi
For everyone I know who is a writer, there was some awkward time in their lives when they had to learn to call themselves one. — James Bernard Frost
You go through those awkward, dorky, geeky stages, and growing up in the industry amplifies all that. Fortunately, I have a mother who encouraged me… — Jurnee Smollett
Horses are like people - they have different personalities. They can be nice, friendly and hard-working, or awkward, difficult and lazy. If horses were people,… — Tony McCoy
My parents divorced. There was the usual awkward business of going between them, but I was mostly with my mother. She remarried to a Greek… — Jacob Rothschild

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