Automatically Assume Quotes

12 quotes by 10 authors

When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free. Ask, and ask often. — Jack Handey
Whenever Iâ€™m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I donâ€™t… — Anthony Jeselnik
When you've been in the tabloids as a drunken 'It-boy', people automatically assume you're thick. — Nick Moran
The fact that the market is not doing what we wish it would do is no reason to automatically assume that the government would do… — Thomas Sowell
Organic Oreos are not a health food. When Coca-Cola begins selling organic Coke, as it surely will, the company will have struck a blow for… — Michael Pollan
My voice is who I am, who I was when I was 3, and who I am going to be when I am 90 years… — Valerie June
When I hear a guy say bros before hoes I automatically assume he's referring to gay sex. — Nikhil Saluja
When a girl puts her Myspace link on her Twitter profile, I automatically assume she's a cock sucking whore. — Nikhil Saluja
When I text someone and they don't text back, I automatically assume that they fainted in excitement! — Abhishek Tiwari
Why would you automatically assume that I'm high ? — Ream
Fed up with females saying they want something real and when something real shows up and gives them what they been wanting from a real… — Unknown Author
Every time I see someone acting like a fucking idiot, I automatically assume they're Justin Beiber fan. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Automatically Assume Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 12 Automatically Assume Quotes as follows: