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- When I hear a guy say bros before hoes I automatically assume he's referring to gay sex. — Nikhil Saluja
- Every time I see someone acting like a fucking idiot, I automatically assume they're Justin Beiber fan. — Nikhil Saluja
- When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free. Ask, and ask often. — Jack Handey
- Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that… — Anthony Jeselnik
- When you've been in the tabloids as a drunken 'It-boy', people automatically assume you're thick. — Nick Moran
- The fact that the market is not doing what we wish it would do is no reason to automatically assume that the… — Thomas Sowell
- Organic Oreos are not a health food. When Coca-Cola begins selling organic Coke, as it surely will, the company will have struck… — Michael Pollan
- My voice is who I am, who I was when I was 3, and who I am going to be when I… — Valerie June