Aunt Quotes

351 Aunt quotes by 274 unique authors

I wish I were one of those terribly clever people who, when they write their autobiographies, always say, when I was fifteen months old I… — George Seaton
Imagine that you wanted your children to learn the names of all their cousins, aunts and uncles. But you never actually let them meet or… — Unknown Author
Matilda told such dreadful lies, It made one gasp and stretch one's eyes Her aunt, who, from her earliest youth, Had kept a strict regard… — Hilaire Belloc
Even that crazy lunatic, my aunt the Empress, wa absolutely sweet and charming. — Lord Mountbatten
The farm was a great place to grow up, but I preferred the Hollywood Hills. My aunt looked like Lucille Ball and everything she touched… — Sandra Lerner
And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle. — Tiffanie DeBartolo
My aunts still try to fatten me up. — Randy Wayne White
I've been, I think, able to stay grounded in such a crazy business, and I attribute that a lot to my family, and especially to… — Debbie Gibson
My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning. — Robert Ripley
For every time she shouted "Fire!" They only answered "Little liar!" And therefore when her aunt returned, Matilda, and the house, were burned. — Hilaire Belloc
With infinite life comes an infinite list of relatives. Grandparents never die, nor do great grandparents, great-aunts…and so on, back through the generations, all alive… — Alan Lightman
One thing about my Aunt Nadie: She was gruff on the outside, but if you ever needed something, like a spanking or a scolding, she'd… — Jack Handey
The best advice I got from my aunt, the great singer Rosemary Clooney, and from my dad, who was a game show host and news… — George Clooney
I definitely don't want to have kids ... I don't think I'd be a great mother. I'm a great aunt or friend of a mother… — Chelsea Handler
I like to buy books for the kids in my family. I guess that's why they call me the 'mean' aunt. — Dana Spiotta
My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures. — Dolly Parton
I basically don't do that well with children, although my sister says I'm a great aunt, — Ann B. Davis
I find weddings really boring. They give speeches, your aunt kisses you on the cheek, and you're at a boring table. But it's different when… — Isla Fisher
An aunt is a safe haven for a child. Someone who will keep your secrets and is always on your side. — Sara Sheridan
The wedding ring on my left hand was bought by my grandfather, Samuel Miliband, in Brussels in 1920. I never knew him, as he died… — David Miliband
Aunt Lovey used to tell me that if I wanted to be a writer, I needed a writer's voice. 'Read,' she'd say, 'and if you… — Lori Lansens
Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle. — Alvah Bessie
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better — Milton Jones
But does Man have any 'right' to spread through the universe? Man is what he is, a wild animal with the will to survive, and… — Robert A. Heinlein
My family is from the South, and I can remember all those ladies I grew up with, like my great-aunts, who had handkerchiefs. There's something… — Laura Linney

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