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Aunt Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
- It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops…
- What I'm worrying about is what Tom is going to say when he starts talking." "Uncle Tom?" "I wish there was something else you could…
- It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a proud family. Your…
- As a rule, you see, I'm not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across premieval swamps…
- You probably think that being a guest in your aunt's house I would hesitate to butter you all over the front lawn and dance on…
- This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her…
- It isn't often that Aunt Dahlia lets her angry passions rise, but when she does, strong men climb trees and pull them up after them.
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- Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and mothers are not to be despised; but a grandmother, at… — Fanny Fern
- Tom’s aunt Georgie spoke to me first, and Tom found me through her. At the time, I didn’t actually think Tom was… — Melina Marchetta
- Aunt Lovey used to tell me that if I wanted to be a writer, I needed a writer's voice. 'Read,' she'd say,… — Lori Lansens
- I’m seventeen years old, my name is Juan GarcÃa Madero, and I’m in my first semester of law school. I wanted to… — Roberto Bolano
- My aunt used to call me light bulb head because my head is small at the bottom and bigger at the top.… — Tyra Banks
- It is not possible to create peace in the Middle East by jeopardizing the peace of the world. — Aneurin Bevan
- Mental illness can happen to anybody. You can be a dustman, a politician, a Tesco worker... anyone. It could be your dad,… — Frank Bruno
- I would not be a good mother. I mean, I love being an aunt to my niece and nephew. And I used… — Kelly Clarkson