"What I'm worrying about is what Tom is……" — P.G. Wodehouse

"What I'm worrying about is what Tom is going to say when he starts talking." "Uncle Tom?" "I wish there was something else you could call him except 'Uncle Tom,' " Aunt Dahlia said a little testily. "Every time you do it, I expect to see him turn black and start playing the banjo."

— P.G. Wodehouse

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