Aunt Quotes

351 Aunt quotes by 274 unique authors

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in. — Marcelene Cox
Dont compare me cause there aunt nobody near me — Lil Wayne
"Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time… — Bill Maher
'My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said.' — Unknown Author
My Aunt Maria asked me to read the life of Dr. Chalmers, which, however, I did not promise to do. Yesterday, Sunday, she was heard… — Henry David Thoreau
The Wu is too slammin for these Cold Killin labels. Some ain't had hits since I seen Aunt Mabel. Be doin artists in like Cain… — Wu Tang
But met this knucklehead, thought he want a order, Came and asked me stop pitching to his daughter, Tell me it's the man, can't be,… — Camron
My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam — ICarly
Tell your Aunt Louise tell anything you please. — Billy Ray Cyrus
Aunt Flora, and Fauna, and Merryweather. They never want me to meet anyone. -Princess Aurora — Sleeping Beauty
I feel like just from having both ends of the spectrum, I was so etched into music, from the time I was a baby. But… — Hayley Williams
Yah.... I have fucked ur mother and now I'm fucking you ... if you need more bring ur aunt so I can finish ur whole… — Unknown Author
After years of relationship... Girl: I want to marry you Boy: I can't Girl: Why not? Boy: Because my family only marries family members. Girl:… — Unknown Author
I'm like Uncle Phil I be switching wiffeys like every season. So I guess that makes you aunt Viv until you transform me to the… — Drake
He got a table........so I got a table.He got bottles.........so I got bottles........He got Bitches..I didnt get bitches I had my aunt with me and… — Kevin Hart
I grew up with my aunt, who is actually younger than me because my grandmother had her at an older age, and she has Down… — Nicole Scherzinger
You're spreading something not true about our family, though you're my aunt or cousin.. I stand for what I know and I believe and that… — Rakii Retondo
My aunt, who played a big part in my life, was a little bit more reserved, because if they don't see you on TV every… — Angela Bassett
When I was a kid, I remember one aunt drinking on Thanksgiving and falling asleep at the dinner table. Her husband said, Betty, wake up… — Fred Willard
I got a black bitch and a red bitch. I call them hoes Aunt Vivian. — Lil Wayne

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274 authors contributed a total of 351 Aunt Quotes, led by these top contributors: