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- Everyone believed the Senate could not really be led. It used to take so long to rise up through seniority. In two… — Robert Caro
- First, I was a fact checker for Zagat and then I was an editorial assistant for HarperCollins publishing house. — Anna Chlumsky
- Indeed, most magicians catch the bug as kids. My first audience was my family in Long Island. My first 'assistant' was my… — Criss Angel
- It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better… — Louis Armstrong
- Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel… — Bella Abzug
- In movies, you have a production assistant carrying your chair around and getting you coffee. In theater, no one carries your chair,… — Rosie Perez
- I intend to set up a thousand-year Reich and anyone who supports me in this battle is a fellow-fighter for a unique… — Adolf Hitler
- When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from… — Louis C. K.
- Anytime you get an award as a coach, you've got to be the ultimate fool to think it wasn't your assistant coaches… — Don Meyer
- I tell everyone that I have 25,000 assistant coaches. If I want to know something, I just go to the grocery store.' — Don Meyer
- I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks… — Louie Anderson
- Analyzin' miss clairol, fendi'd down mascara on, assistant manager in paragon — Raekwon