Zapp Brannigan Quotes

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• I have a very...sexy...problem...
• Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.
• If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
• You disgust me....go on
• Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!
• Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!
• Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kinda gravity boost.....Or…
• I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.
• That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality.
• Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?
• The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
• If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.
• I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing.
• I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.
• Kif! Show them the medal I won.
• I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about!
• I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.
• She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!
• You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!
• Fly the white flag of war.

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