Best Aspirin Quotes

70 Aspirin quotes by 66 unique authors

Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces. — Noel Coward
Friends seem to be like aspirin; we don't really know why they make a sick person feel better, but they do. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins. — Fred Allen
Take charge of hidden, sneaky sources of chronic inflammation that can trigger illness and disease by wearing comfortable shoes daily, getting an annual flu vaccine,… — David Agus
When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes.... — Chuck Palahniuk
I don't take any of the medications I took when I was younger: antibiotics, antacids, aspirin, asthma inhalers, ulcer medication, allergy shots. — Alicia Silverstone
Were Moses to go up Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd bring down with him would be aspirin and Prozac. — Joseph A. Califano, Jr.
Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin. — Bill James
The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin. — Gary Player
I don't even take aspirin. — Eric Davis
We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children. — Gloria Estefan
Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures. — M.F.K. Fisher
Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins. — Peter Tork
Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin. — Gore Vidal
He carried Paul inside and up the stairs. He gave him a drink of water and the orange chewable aspirin he like and sat with… — Kim Edwards
Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins! — Frank O'Hara
I have periods now, like normal girls; I too am among the knowing, I too can sit out volleyball games and go to the nurse's… — Margaret Atwood
Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day in and day… — Betty MacDonald
What did I really think fifteen years ago? A nonbeliever, I felt guilty in the midst of all those believers. And since it seemed to… — Umberto Eco
If you want to write fiction, the best thing you can do is take two aspirins, lie down in a dark room, and wait for… — Lawrence Block
A novel is a commodity that fulfills a certain need; people need to buy daydreams like they need to buy ice cream or aspirin or… — John Dos Passos
My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin. — Holly Black
Twenty aspirin, a little slit alongside the veins of the arm, maybe even a bad half hour standing on a roof: We've all had those.… — Susanna Kaysen
Depression is all about if you loved me you would. As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork, stop going out… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.… — Truman Capote

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