Best Aspirin Quotes
70 Aspirin quotes by 66 unique authors
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Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces.
— Noel Coward
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Friends seem to be like aspirin; we don't really know why they make a sick person feel better, but they do.
— Letty Cottin Pogrebin
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After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
— Fred Allen
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Take charge of hidden, sneaky sources of chronic inflammation that can trigger illness and disease by wearing comfortable shoes daily, getting an annual flu vaccine,…
— David Agus
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When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes....
— Chuck Palahniuk
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I don't take any of the medications I took when I was younger: antibiotics, antacids, aspirin, asthma inhalers, ulcer medication, allergy shots.
— Alicia Silverstone
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Were Moses to go up Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd bring down with him would be aspirin and Prozac.
— Joseph A. Califano, Jr.
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Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin.
— Bill James
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The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin.
— Gary Player
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I don't even take aspirin.
— Eric Davis
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We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.
— Gloria Estefan
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Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.
— M.F.K. Fisher
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Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.
— Peter Tork
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Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.
— Gore Vidal
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He carried Paul inside and up the stairs. He gave him a drink of water and the orange chewable aspirin he like and sat with…
— Kim Edwards
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Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins!
— Frank O'Hara
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I have periods now, like normal girls; I too am among the knowing, I too can sit out volleyball games and go to the nurse's…
— Margaret Atwood
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Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day in and day…
— Betty MacDonald
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What did I really think fifteen years ago? A nonbeliever, I felt guilty in the midst of all those believers. And since it seemed to…
— Umberto Eco
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If you want to write fiction, the best thing you can do is take two aspirins, lie down in a dark room, and wait for…
— Lawrence Block
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A novel is a commodity that fulfills a certain need; people need to buy daydreams like they need to buy ice cream or aspirin or…
— John Dos Passos
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My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin.
— Holly Black
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Twenty aspirin, a little slit alongside the veins of the arm, maybe even a bad half hour standing on a roof: We've all had those.…
— Susanna Kaysen
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Depression is all about if you loved me you would. As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork, stop going out…
— Elizabeth Wurtzel
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I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.…
— Truman Capote
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