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Ask Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
- Nevertheless, if you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane. A child allows us to revisit…
- People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided…
- You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.
- The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
- Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night? You see how fast reality fades away?
- Fertility says, "Can you relax and just let things happen?" I ask, does she mean, like disasters, like pain, like misery? Can I just let…
- With my eyes closed, I ask if she knows how this will all turn out. "Long-term or short-term?" she asks. Both. "Long-term," she says, "we're…
- A guy's calling to say he's failing algebra II. Just as a point of practice, I say, Kill yourself. A woman calls and says her…
- I know that when a supersexy older girl with hips and breasts and nice hair wants to take off your glasses and to paint you…
- If you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane.
- If you ask me, reincarnation is just another way to procrastinate.
- The world can be a lot better than we settle for. All you have to do is ask.
- Don’t ask me when because I don’t remember, but somewhere along the way I keep forgetting to commit suicide.
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