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Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. -Phil Wenneck — The Hangover
It's the weekend, you don't exist. -Phil Wenneck [a kid tries to ask him a question at school] — The Hangover
Don't ask permisson, just ask forgiveness. — Drake
I swearby my life and my love of itthat I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live… — Ayn Rand
Mi use to play Familyman bass, knock Carly's drum and any question you can ask I man can answer mi son. — Junior Delgado
Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money. Ben Stone: Can I just - have some? — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Just one knock on my door Baby and when your people ask you at home if you enjoyed the show. — Eddy Grant
Grumpy: Ask her who she is, and what she's doing here! Doc: Ah, yes. What are you, and who are you doing here? — Snow White
You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work. — Homer Simpson
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat… — Homer Simpson
I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me....Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask… — Albus Dumbledore
But you obviously know all about them, sir? I mean, a wizard like you sorry, I mean, if you can't tell me, obviously I just… — Tom Riddle
I have returned, later, perhaps, than Professor Dippet expected... but I have returned, nevertheless, to request again what he once told me I was too… — Voldemort
Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor. — Severus Snape
Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and… — Draco Malfoy
It is a burden he should never have had to bear. We can ask no more of Frodo. — Gandalf
Coupe rose, two-tone, parked with no plates. You too close, you gotta ask, can you approach may? I told em sports wasn't my forte. How… — Unknown Author
You ask me, you sound weak, you not a threat . Like Artest I don't stand too far from the best . Carhartt and Vest,… — Unknown Author
Man I'm so Cleveland It's a god damn shame, so east side I'm a god damn gang. Said you aint heard about my god damn… — Machine Gun Kelly
I'm not crazy. I created you all. And I can here in a homemade spaceship and lived in a cave. If you don't believe me,… — Futurama

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