Arrested Quotes

272 Arrested quotes by 228 unique authors

Hey Barack Obama...I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end. — Amanda Bynes
Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fucked around for a while, so now I dont drink… — Shia Labeouf
A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison… — Jimmy Fallon
Clubs are just not where I want to be photographed. For everything I do, I think about a 6-year-old girl and her mom that I… — Taylor Swift
I was arrested on graduation night for breaking and entering into the high school. — Gillian Anderson
I love Canada, but it is amazing that I always have to leave home to make movies. Almost for the duration of my career in… — Jay Baruchel
That guy should've been arrested, and instead he's playing basketball. Why do you think that is? Do you think if he was Keith Van Horn,… — John Rocker
We would said to people, you know, you've been living here for 40 years, for 50 years. Your street is not paved. You have a… — John Lewis
I think Dexter is a man whoa part of himself is very much frozen, or arrested in a place that is pre-memory, pre-conscious, pre-verbal. Something… — Michael C. Hall
Police in California arrested a man who tried to smuggle songbirds into the US by strapping more than a dozen birds to his legs and… — Seth Meyers
Amy Winehouse was arrested Wednesday in connection with a video that allegedly shows her doing drugs at a party. Winehouse could be looking at real… — Seth Meyers
This week New York City Congressman Vito Fossella was arrested for drunk driving, then caught having an extramarital affair, then exposed for having a secret… — Seth Meyers
A new study shows that kids who eat a lot of candy are more likely to be arrested for violent behavior as adults, said that… — Seth Meyers
A woman in Pennsylvania was arrested for putting a forged 50 dollar check in a church offering plate and for stealing a woman's wallet from… — Seth Meyers
Getting in an argument with a woman is like being arrested....anything you say can and will be used against you. — Sharon
Safe Place I rememberd the day when a B-52 flew over my place carring nucler warheads from it's mother bace. I rembered the day when… — Bobby Hazzard
Olympic double amputee Oscar Pistorius was arrested and charged with killing his girlfriend today. It looks pretty cut and dried and he doesn't appear to… — Rudy Espinoza
Baby did you get arrested earlier? Because its got to be illegal too look that good ;) — Pretty Ladii
I got pulled over for my DUI, it wasn't because I was swerving or speeding. I got pulled over because I didn't have my new… — Danielle Fishel
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. — Nikhil Saluja
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. — Nikhil Saluja
If having a bad bitch was a crime, I'd be arrested! — 2 Chainz

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