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• Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole thing. It… — Johnny Cash
• The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about… — Unknown Author
• American soldiers in battle don't fight for what some president says on T.V., they don't fight for mom, apple pie, the American… — Hal Moore
• I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie. — Bill Paxton
• Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.... — Harry Reasoner
• A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said… — Jason Biggs
• I am beyond excited about my partnership with Gap Factory stores because they provide affordable, on-trend, high quality fashion for people of… — George Kotsiopoulos
• Jihad is becoming as American as apple pie and as British as afternoon tea. — Anwar al-Awlaki
• God bless my soul! No apple pie. — Unknown Author
• When I write songs I think about how it makes people feel, and I hope that when it goes into your ears… — Lights
• The first men who set out for Mars had better make sure they leave everything at home in apple-pie order. They won't… — Wernher von Braun
• The natural term of an apple-pie is but twelve hours. It reaches its highest state about one hour after it comes from… — Henry Ward Beecher

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