Apple Pie Quotes

63 Apple Pie quotes by 55 unique authors

Come on, it's an American tradition. Apple soup? Mom's homemade chicken pie?' She chuckled in spite of herself, then winced. 'It's apple pie and Mom's… — L. J. Smith
Despite the obvious damage now visible in the entropic desolation of every American home town, Wal-Mart managed to install itself in the pantheon of American… — James Howard Kunstler
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming… — Samuel Foote
Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie. — Jay Inslee
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? — Lisa Loeb
Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them… — Paul Prudhomme
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. — Carl Sagan
I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an… — Colonel Sanders
Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. — George Will
O.K." "Gee I'm glad." "Me too. I'm so sick of hot dogs and beer and apple pie with cheese on the side I could heave… — James M. Cain
I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit. "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it.… — A A Milne
A kiss about apple pie a la mode with the vanilla creaminess melting in the pie heat. A kiss about chocolate, when you haven't eaten… — Francesca Lia Block
...oppression is as American as apple pie... — Audre Lorde
The greatest enemy of hunger for God is not poison but apple pie. It is not the banquet of the wicked that dulls our appetite… — John Piper
The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the… — Carl Sagan
I ate apple pie and ice cream—it was getting better as I got deeper into Iowa, the pie bigger, the ice cream richer. There were… — Jack Kerouac
The smell of apple pies didn't quite fill the house, but it was there, a thread under everything else. It was kind of hard to… — Lilith Saintcrow
And now here he was in my kitchen. Smelling like apple pies and looking at me with a direct seriousness that made him even cuter.… — Lilith Saintcrow
But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese. — Eugene Field
Colon has always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god, country and apple… — Terry Pratchett
Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie. — Banksy
Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness. — Jane Austen
Truth, justice...I always thought they were absolutes, like God. And Mom. And apple pie. But you could make apple pie from Ritz crackers. You could… — Judy Blundell
There is something about very cold weather that gives one an enormous appetite. Most of us find ourselves beginning to crave rich steaming stews and… — Roald Dahl
When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might… — Homaro Cantu

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