Apartment Quotes

440 Apartment quotes by 374 unique authors

Like many alcoholics, I was a staggering woman in a chic apartment, sick and utterly disgusting. — Mercedes McCambridge
I spend my weekends sleeping and watching DVDs, and eating at restaurants within a 2-block radius of my apartment. — Wentworth Miller
I find myself for whatever reason unable to live in the apartment I renovate and have to sell. — Unknown Author
The real estate agent had to go door-to-door in the apartment building we wanted to rent, asking if it was OK for this interracial family… — Tom Morello
My brother Trev went to the Professional Performing Arts School in New York, and he used to do his monologues and stuff and rehearse in… — Chloe Grace Moretz
We need to steer clear of this poverty of ambition, where people want to drive fancy cars and wear nice clothes and live in nice… — Barack Obama
Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out. — Joe Rogan
Such is the miraculous nature of the future of exiles: what is first uttered in the impotence of an overheated apartment becomes the fate of… — Salman Rushdie
Living and working for four decades in a Bologna apartment and studio he shared with his unwed sisters, Morandi painted little but bottles, boxes, jars,… — Jerry Saltz
All my life, I never really felt comfortable anywhere in New York, except maybe in an apartment somewhere. — Martin Scorsese
I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice,… — Amy Sedaris
I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the… — Amy Sedaris
After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art.… — David Sedaris
I love my apartment in New York. — Amanda Seyfried
Working with Tracy Morgan on '30 Rock' is really great. I love Tracy. He's wonderful. Well, until his fish tank caught fire - his apartment… — Sherri Shepherd
I like to put on hardcore when I have to clean my apartment, which I hate to do, but it's motivational. I like old heavy… — Peter Steele
Wow, bad news. Mr. Obama now hates Israel because the Israelis want to build 1,600 apartments in their own capital city, Jerusalem. Russia hates Israel,… — Ben Stein
My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always… — Ben Stiller
I am alone a lot, which is good. I need that time to just be alone after a long day, just decompress. So, I go… — Taylor Swift
What I did to celebrate was I went home to my 535-square-foot apartment by myself and ate supper by myself. That was how I celebrated… — Josh Turner
The inner spaces that a good story lets us enter are the old apartments of religion. — John Updike
They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of… — Johnny Vegas
I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in. — Kanye West
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious! — Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright

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