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- Why do you do what you do? Why do you dress the way you dress?Why do you do what you do with your time? Why…
- People who come along all the time and they ask, 'What's wrong with this?' In other words, they're always wondering how close to the edge…
- Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her…
- I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.
- Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.
- Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny.…
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- . . . a basic law: the more you practice the art of thankfulness, the more you have to be thankful for.… — Norman Vincent Peale
- Whenever my pocket money fall short. I start to think my life sucks. Then I think about all those out there who… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can… — Nikhil Saluja
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Ironically, the first thing that appealed to me about Islam was its pluralism. The fact that the Koran praises all the great… — Karen Armstrong