Tim Conway Quotes

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• Why do you do what you do? Why do you dress the way you dress?Why do you do what you do with your time? Why…
• I can remember one time a guy told me, a guy that preached, he claimed to be a preacher, he claimed to be called of…
• If following Christ has never cost you anything, you're not following Him.
• People who come along all the time and they ask, 'What's wrong with this?' In other words, they're always wondering how close to the edge…
• The majority of what calls itself Christianity today is a circus. You've got a bunch of people chasing health, wealth, prosperity; chasing a good time,…
• People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.
• There's a mindset in other countries that if you're an American, you're a Christian. Well, those people are sadly misled; they don't know our country.…
• At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So…
• Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his…
• You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put…
• I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're…
• Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a…
• Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her…
• A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to…
• I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your…
• The reason 'The Carol Burnett Show' did so well in the ratings is because people were looking for that comfort zone when the whole family…
• I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.
• As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with…
• I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.
• God wants you to live a life where you are madly in love with Jesus Christ. Where Christ excites you, you fear Him, you love…

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